Dual....:-)
he was wearing sponge bob boxers. Guess how long he lasted.
I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
Handcuffed. To. Steering. Wheel. Fuck.
Just thought you should know that we coat checked our fairy wings last night. Getting belly up to the bar was way more important that wearing our costumes.
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
I'm about to smoke a joint alone, do you want to FaceTime and pretend you're smoking it too?
That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
Burnt my boob on a piece of hot waffle at work today..I feel like thats a new low point in my career..
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
Nah, just stick him in a closet with some cheetos, a blunt and soda. The darkness will calm him down until Mallory can be located.
i out mim tonsoeep
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
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