I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
I thought it couldn't get worse until she said "Nipple hair"
She had been watching Bad Girls Club where the annoying girl always says "I RUN L.A.". After she got wasted she kept going up to strangers at the bar yelling "I RUN FAYETTEVILLE." I peed in her drink.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
He was taking the caps off the vodka bottles and throwing them out the window so we'd have to finish them. Engineers have the best logic.
No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
Woke up with a text saying "when I get to see them titties again lil ma??" With 8 beads around my neck & an empty bottle of vodka in my arms.
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
Made a pinky promise to a lesbian on crack in WeHo. No one knows what I promised
He put his SoundCloud on his Tinder bio. I felt personally attacked.
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
And I mentioned the burning debate about your circumcision in my Christmas card to your mom.
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