Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
I just lit a candle in my room using axe and a lighter, that's how bored I am. Let's get schwasted.
It's either gonna be a cock in my mouth or a burger. You decide which.
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
I just hit your bf in the face with a mustard bottle and the guy at the table next to us bowed down to me.
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
I'm in Florida in a retirement community the fuck am I supposed to do but watch tv and disgrace Jesus
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
Boys winking, cowboys tipping their hats, old people looking disappointed.... ah, I had forgotten the unholy powers of exposed cleavage!
You are my hero.
May I the honors of taking your dick tonight?
The honor would be all mine.
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