hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
Someone carved 'Hank' in all caps in the snow outside my apartment building so naturally I turned the capital H into a K and added an S to the front.
I think college has really matured you.
It would be been irresponsible not to make cleaning the apartment into a drinking game
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
Please, take the 2 shots of vodka that I left as an apologie.
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
It threw me off a little. I had to take a moment and ask myself, "Is he really fingering me in his mom's kitchen while I eat a whopper?"
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
It’s gonna be hard being interviewed by this girl without remembering the time she showed me her nipple piercings at Dylan’s party
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