Ok im wearing a joe flacco jersey and full stick on unibrow and hardly anyone else dressed up omg
Omg suz!! take the unibrow off
No! im just getting hammered instead
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
the girls im babysitting are trying to see how much jello they can swallow without chewing...their future boyfriends are lucky
My dinner guests were so drunk they never realized that I inadvertantly put Frosted Mini Wheats on the salad instead of crutons.
Apparently I joined a band last night. Definitely my favorite blackout.
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
Lift me 50ft in the air like a tow truck but with your penis
How high are you exactly
Promise me you will not let me do anything sexual with or to a mini horse no matter how drunk we get. Ever.
Who looks around on a bright, sunny day and says, "you know what? Today I'm going to write gay dinosaur erotica"
I need a moral compass that doesn't always point to dick
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
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