i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
You broke a window with your face. I don't think the landlord will be as impressed as we were.
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
And now I'm drinking leftover wine in the grad lounge because fuck my life
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
Funny how the post-sex UTI lasted longer than the entire relationship.
After 2 minutes he came and said, "thanks for everything". I can't wait to hear what he says next time when I do more than just lay there.
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
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