Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Eating a burrito bowl w/ queso sauce is about as cool as the first time you have sex w/ out a condom
i mistaked the back of her knee for her vagina
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
last night i was so high that when a homeless person asked me for a dollar, i responded: dolla dolla bill ya'll.
at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
filled out health questionnaire for lower premiums a little bit too honestly. Literally got assigned a life coach.
I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
let me put this in terms we both understand. he was the crunchwrap supreme of men--the perfect combo of all things manly, gooey and delicious. and ready for instant enjoyment.
was it you or me who tried to make the, what appears to be, nacho cake in the oven?
Desperation looks like a $1 bottle of vodka and warm Cuban tap water.
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
Randomize
