shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
If I sit on the seam of my jeans just the right way when the bass hits, this might be my new favorite band.
Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
gay flight attendant. racoons. kegels. bartender with missing teeth. too many birthdays. fucckk.
you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
You just stood up, raised your glass and said, "I'd like to thank the academy" then fell through a glass table. THAT'S why we cut you off.
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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