I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
I want to have a prehistoric party. By that, I mean I want to dress up as a dinosaur and get drunk. That's all I want in life.
Only thing I know is apparently I danced with a bouncer and we got a ride back from a valet who was driving one of the cars he was supposed to be parking
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
This bowl of cereal would be the size of a giant's bowl-piece. It's. that. big.
How much did you smoke??
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
you just missed a great speech in which i almost coined the term "ass-ian" as in "my vaginal and ass-ian regions are no longer safe"
God please dont post that to facebook.
I puked on his mom. Not my proudest moment
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
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