glad my latex allergy prevents me from being a one-night stand whore
maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
I have an asthmatic alcoholic for a roommate. That can't be safe.
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
I let a blind guy feel me up. All he kept saying was "oh fuck yeah!"
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
I'm thankful I didn't get drunk and shit my pants this year. 🦃
Did you happen to find the other half of my bra last night?
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