I just pooped in his toilet and didn't flush...I desperately need to get him past the girls don't poop phase.
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
Petty good. I just stapled a 5 dollar bill onto the chest of a sword swallower.
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
I hit a child with a fudge sickle from a moving vehicle after he flipped me off, I feel like a God. Tell no one. My partner didn't see it.
I think I just got propositioned for sex by the lady behind the counter at dunkin donuts
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
I can't sleep. My mind keeps asking "turn down for what?" but it won't accept any of my answers.
Just convinced a housekeeper at work to set up her 401k. Gotta start hittin the gb every morning before work. Happy 420
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
These snow days are takeing a toll on my liver
Currently standing at the bus stop in just a pillowcase and its fucking snowing
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