Quick, to the slutcave!
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
I got drunk and slept with the guy who looks like Jesus.
Typical.
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
I'm eating lunchables with a glass of wine while I FaceTime the guy I lost my virginity to.
I was trying to remember why my knees hurt then I remembered I was twerking on the countertops.
The memory of your penis haunts me. I must learn to be satisfied with lesser men than you.
I need to hire someone full-time to slap food and dick away from me.
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
My boss couldn’t find her phone so she asked me to call it and when I found it the screen said Fuck Toy was calling. I’m very much okay with this
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