There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
i really wanted you to get laid last night and i didnt think you were going to. so i posted porn on your facebook.it made sense at 3am
Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
I just woke up to me licking the dognuts
You mean Doughnuts?
......No :(
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
Well I'm drunk and covered in baby oil so tonights not ideal
It's a hurricane, not a zombie apocalypse. WHY DID YOU BUY SHOTGUNS?!?!
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
Lesson learned the hard way. If it's a "no" on a dating site, it's also a no if you ever run into the person anyplace in public. It's a slap if you mention wanting to poke.
I didn't want to have shaved for no reason, so I told him I'd blow him if he would just come over and appreciate the smoothness of my legs.
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
Hey, I was just wondering why i dont have a shirt on, why im cuddling with a furnace, why im in my own basement, and where my car is.
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
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