Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
Goats are brash and offensive and cocky animals
Are you high and at a petting zoo again?
You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
I just took a dump to end all dumps. Other dumps have already written ballads about it. It was the Armageddon dump. Bruce Willis was there, it was awful.
hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking if you had a pulse
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
I'm watching Pretty Woman alone and weaving a basket for Fiona. This is my life.
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
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