We need to talk in the morning. The guy I was with just interpreted me taking off my earrings as code for "let me take off my pants."
I just realized there's an entire generation of children that will never know Alex Trebek had a mustache... Sad.
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
by the end of the night two people were passed out at the table, three on the couches, and one in the bathroom. it looked like someone pumped sleeping gas into the middle of a dinner party.
I said we should get a taxi and you were waving down cars, three of which were cops and one of them slowed down and shook his head then kept driving
He didn't think we needed a taxi
You asked the bartender if she was trying to get you drunk. She cut you off after that.
I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
You should never be more than a quarter of a mile from a working toilet
Preach!
The CEO is puking on the sidewalk and the HR director just offered me coke. Engineers have the best parties
The FEDEX guy just cock blocked me by getting his van stuck in my driveway
Woke up at 5am in an elevator... Pretty much tells you how my weekend went.
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