it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
today i learned why jack sparrow loved rum so fucking much
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
Remind me to tell you the "if you give a mouse a special brownie" story when you get back
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
Either I'm spending too much time drinking or my perfume is starting to smell like a pineapple vodka.
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
I'm at the point where I'm more upset that he got to keep my bottle of Fireball than that he stopped talking to me with no explanation
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
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