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Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
If I had KNOWN you and mom were coming to visit, I wouldn't have passed out in the frat. This is why I hate surprises.
I walked into the garage and you were telling the bikes that you were not that drunk.
She introduced herself as 'Ann the sober one.' Took me to a coat check and a lost and found. Then offered coffee and breakfast sandwiches. Turns out she's been paying her half of the electric bill running post-party operations.
Would it be safe to assume you're the one that left my front door wide open and left yourself a trail of jaeger drops to find your way back?
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
New carpet is nice. I'm making carpet angels. Like a fresh snowfall.
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
If he cant deal with my insomnia and sex drive I really feel sorry for his child and ex fiance. Adulthood breakups are depressing.
McDonald's and a car nap. I feel kinda human
True strength comes from lack of pants
I am beginning to doubt your commitment to my making poor choices tonight
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