just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
My professor really needs to stop abbreviating. I'll never remember what "Fun. Anal. Trade-offs?" means when i study.
you ran into the room and announced "I JUST FUCKED HER IN THE ASS". apparently you forgot she left the bedroom 5 minutes before you and was standing with us all.
So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
nothing says "we're all in this together" like the herpes she passed around to our entire group of friends
My mom and I are having a "yay I don't have herpes" shopping trip day
Using the salt from a pretzel bag for tequila shots. Come over.
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
Okay, since we're going to be living together and I'm obviously better than you at everything, I have one single simple rule that I want you to follow: DO. NOT. FUCK WITH ME.
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
Randomize
