She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
He walked in, tore open the drawer, pulled out a condom, and slammed it shut. He was that ready.
No driving. The car is spinning. I am praying for mcdonalds.
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
I was really excited when he said that condoms didn't fit him, then he added "they fall right off"...
We are not on the "bring me breakfast" level. He's bringing me penis if I ask for breakfast too I'll just sound greedy
He stumbled into my room, flopped on my bed, shoes on my pillow and asked me for a juice box. Then fell asleep with the juice box on his forehead.
I just pulled a seven inch black hair out of my ass. Pretty sure that means we're dating now
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
I mean, I already saw his dick in person and wasn't impressed so why is he sending me a picture of it, anyway? I hate re-runs!
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
I know he’s married, but he’s still a guy with balls and a dick. He noticed my cleavage and stared at my ass. He’ll call.
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