What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
I accidently shit my pants. So I tried to throw my underwear in their lake, but they floated. So in the middle of the night, I got into the paddle boat and had to throw a rock on top of them so they would sink. Next time, I just won't shit myself.
They threw me out of the bar because I was arguing business ethics with the owner of th bar
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
Ya know, years from now when that kid is old enough, I'll get to regale him with the story of how I was his father's AND uncle's first gay experience.
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
Sorry for feeding you peanuts last night while you were sleeping, you looked hungry.
I have a feeling she doesn't appreciate me as a person. She only fucks me because I look like Harry Potter.
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
I'm still getting random messages from guys about my Halloween outfit. Electrical tape is coming back next year
Hey, I left a taco in your dishwasher.
I accidentally stubbed my dick
What does that even mean?
Randomize