Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
i woke up at 5 am and found myself wrapped in christmas lights that were plugged into the wall.
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
Crashed the mayor's bday party, no list for some reason. Wore suits. Ludacris was there.
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
We're using joints as your birthday candles
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
I just had sex with a man wearing a Darth Vader helmet....he pressed the voice button the whole time that said "I am your father". I don't think I can ever come back from this
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
Randomize
