so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
If the blowjob was before the wedding, we're not technically related, right?
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
It'll be like the burning bush except without moses and with pubes.
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
20 bottles of wine, 3 cases or beer, and 5 bottles in my kitchen... My parents are teasing me.
So ive narrowed my options down to getting food or masturbating. Don't judge me
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
Naked. naked and bneed help.
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
I don’t have the time, patience, or blood alcohol level to deal with her.
Randomize
