My nipple is on Facebook.
just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.
like literally i think i'm sweating out semen right now
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
We had to coat check the pizza.
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
It's his sex noise. "I'm gonna cu-THE LORD IS MY SHEPARD AND I SHALL NOT WANT"
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
oh god I've lost the ability to distinguish between 'star trek' and 'the future'
just saw a kid get pissed on buy a tiger at the zoo. His dad is rofling and the kid is crying. I think I have to go make a new friend
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
He deliberately gets me high because he knows I fuck better and then I make food for two. I don't know if I should feel mad or proud of him for thinking that far.
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