I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
Best look from Detroit today: running across the street with your buttcheeks on display carrying a 40 oz. Or maybe being crazy-pregnant and screaming and slamming a pay phone. Toss up.
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
Real friends wouldn't let me shotgun a 4loko after already seeing me trying to eat a girl out through her jeans.
Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
DRUNK CANOEING
Please text me if you survive.
LAND HO BITCH
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
I'm going to superglue stuart's hands into socker boppers
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
Just saw some dude tumble down the stairs of the bar while leaving...fist pump...and then sprint down the road
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
All you need for a happy life is Jameson and slippers
just said thank you to the lady who gave me a body search at the airport
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