she asked me if i wanted her to take her wedding ring off while she was giving me a handjob.
He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
I think the duck is in my room. You have no idea how much worse a duck makes a hangover
theres a kid in a leopard robe and sunglasses filling up a gas tank. i miss college
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
I just sucked dick on a ferry
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
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