thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
I'm a terrible person. There are two guys speaking sign language on the metro platform and at first I thought they were drunk and doing a silly dance.
i can't wait to kiss dudes with my vampire teeth in.
Microwave minutes are longer than normal minutes.
he must have thought the song was "ejacuate on the dance floor"
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
Everytime I know she spent a lot of time on her hair for one of our dates, I intentionally cum on the top of her head. That's how she knows I pay attention.
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
Why would I take you home? That would eliminate the chances of you making bad decisions I could ridicule you about later.
I'm fucking a man old enough to be my father who is also dating my boss. What have you done with your life?
Yeah we've been texting but I don't know how to just randomly throw in sooo the real reason this is happening is because i hear you're a drug dealer
He grabbed at it like it was a stress ball or something. It's a boob, not a grapefruit. The fuck.
I'm gunna wear a purple dress, so if you see someone looking confused and lost wearing purple it's probably me
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