Nicole vs. Life
he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
I wish sober me loved running as much as drunk me...
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
Just tried on my bathing suit for the first time this year. Had to drink a beer to numb the pain.
she told me I give head better than a lesbian. I know it's a great compliment but it kind of threw me off.
you made sure to tell everyone that the amount of people you had slept with was actually quite low, especially when the size of your breasts was taken into account
I've realized that my life is in no way structured to be compatible with monogamy. I'm not adjusting to this well.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
Don't know how I even got in. I pulled my id out and threw it at the bouncer, and he just picked it up, checked it, and let me in.
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
I slept with someone only because he got my Simon Birch impression. It was a new low.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
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