we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
he quoted the bible to break up with me
I didn't hate myself when I woke up today, that's improvement right?
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
woke up to see a man wearing a sailor hat and covered in vomit sneaking out the door. Epic night indeed.
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
I just feel weird about accepting their wedding invite when I've got a post-engagement video on my phone of him jacking off in my bathroom.
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
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