you wouldn't even come home last night... Dead to me
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
Pro tip: Don't start playing Bejeweled on Facebook while waiting for your Adderall to kick in. Unless you have the next 9 hours free.
Sorry if I'm being weird. I'm dipping doritos in cabernet.
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
Why do I have a vague memory of your entire fraternity climbing in through my bedroom window?
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
im going to smoke a cigarette and reflect on my life choices
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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