You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
I cant tell which is worse. That its only my third time doing laundry this year or that its the first time ive done it sober.
Tis the season to puke in grandma's bathroom
This is a great bar, except you can't even randomly burst into song without them assuming you're drunk and cutting you off.
I was the girl at the bar last night passing out free condoms and making sure everyone knew how to use them to keep the population down
My mom just made me promise her that i'll care about the next guy I sleep with
I'm literally beginning to think that my sex dreams are prophesies
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
quickly learned not to sleep with your roommate and work colleague in the same week
Hot guy next to me on the flight lives near my grandparents. There’s a 100% chance I end up drunk and naked in his hot tub
Happy Thanksgiving to me!!!
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