she claims you yelled BOMBS AWAY when you came. tell me she's lying
but she didn't tell you i squeezed, built up pressure, and napalmed her face as i yelled it, did she
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
Last night my friend tried to make out with me in an olive garden. Ahahah
Nothing says 'I love you' like never ending salad and breadsticks
I put it into a sports analogy for him: there are three teams in the league- friends, fuck buddies, and dating, and the fuck buddies roster is full, pick an alternate team
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
Let's make a pact to never get in a cab at 3am together unless it's to go home or for pizza.
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
We went to IKEA super baked wearing fake mustaches. You?
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
What's the tour de bar? Is that a thing, or is it just what you call Saturdays?
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