That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
Swear to god this chicks brother got let out of jail for the weekend for the sole purpose of cock blocking me
Woke up and there was a kayak in the pool. Are you alive?
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
Somebody really needs to come home and pick up the used condom from the middle of the wood room floor. It's blue, if that helps decide who comes - uh, home.
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
The Uber driver took us to a Waffle House. We didn't even say anything when we got in. MAGIC.
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
We're too hungover to prance.
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
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