I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
But please don't judge me if i smell like mustard
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
I'm going to make a mold of my tits to bake a cake for him for our anniversary.. I can see the pride in his eyes now.
Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
3pm strippers are depressing
No, she isn't nearly as crazy as the girl who wanted to wear a vial of my semen as a necklace.
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
You just gave me the title for the series of our lives. Haha. Chapter 12: the cocaine on the back of the hairbrush
The only people who really get me are strippers and mascots for sports teams.
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
I told my parents how nice the girl at the frogurt store was. I neglected to mention that I nearly lost my virginity to her via foursome.
Oh god I just had an orgasim riding my bike. I need to get laid pronto.
Dude, the T Swift concert might not be so bad after all. Can you say milfs living vicariously through their teenage daughters? Score.
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