I would like to remind you that Mike's hard lemonade only goes good with an extra light cigarette and seminal fluid.
Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
Finally jerked of with a banana peel.
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
If i apologize for punching you in the liver repeatedly will you explain where the grass stains on my shoulders came from?
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
I don't know what's more sad. The fact that I'm genuinely impressed about being sober for a whole 3 days or the fact that I want to get wasted in celebration.
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
You have set the bar insurmountably high with apple pie and buttsex.
I don't think we should let her have pot anymore. She ate an entire package of bacon half-cooked and screamed that it was al-dente.
Did you happen to find the other half of my bra last night?
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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