butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
Do you think it'd be inappropriate to have an I'm Not Keeping My Baby Party the day after her baby shower?
I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
Sign she's a keeper: "I would rather be late to brunch than waste a perfectly good boner."
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
"You're the only girl I haven't made out with yet" = worst pick up line ever
I made an executive decision to rename my Resume file to something other than MONEYMONEYMONEY.
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