He broke up with me by playing Lynyrd Skynyrd "Free Bird".
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
the ex, the guy i cheated on the ex with and the rebound are about to form a beer pong team at my party. is it bad i feel accomplished my pussy brought their union together?
you yelled "who's job is it to keep me from breaking shit" and then immediately ripped off the molding as you fell down the stairs.
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
Just shook hands with the bud light truck driver, thanked him for his service to our country
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
Of course the bar would go completely silent right as I yell out "I don't have AIDS"
I told the DJ last night to play Third Eye Blind before 1:45 and just pointed at him as I walked away. He didn't do it and at 1:45 I just walked out pointing at him, without my friends
Got dumped. Now accepting nominations for my extra Dave Mathews ticket. No xboyfriends. Must cast final votes by Monday. Good luck everyone
What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
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