My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Midget sex pt 2 tonight
at church Sunday morning I dropped an M&M down my dress and it landed in my bra. I fished it out and ate it. A lot of people saw me.
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
Shit, I may have left some acid in your bathroom last night. Has he been in there lately.
Is that a polar bear? You seriously grinded with a polar bear at the club?
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
Who's phone is in my pants and why did I wake up clutching a handle of vlad?
I know we agreed to cock block each other from now on buttt I WANT this one. I have felt his penis, it is godly, and I am going to have it inside of me, so shut the fuck up and leave.
I can get weed and taco bell delivered but frozen peas and a loaf of bread are just too scarce, what the hell is wrong with people?
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