Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
We left the house and she said "let's go dick hunting" theres no way last night was gonna end up well
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
Besides he said his dick was as big as a loaf of bread and that it was broken. So I was like u have half a head of hair and a broken dick that looks like bread. No thanks. Im good.
Let's never forget the time I met you while you were running down the street naked and in handcuffs.
Holy fuck where did this cat tattoo on my ass come from
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
Thanks to a bad fart decision during a production meeting, I am now on my way to Target to buy new pants. How is your day?
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
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