Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
She took her shirt off and was broader than Dwight Howard.
Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
All I need in life is some dick and a big mac.
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
I don't go on dates. I watch tv and play with dicks. dinner is a situation.
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
If I never see my landlord's dick again, it'll be too soon.
I'm 99% sure I just puked glitter. Wine drunk Mondays shouldn't be a thing.
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
We went there specifically for you to break it off with him and I walk in on you two in the bathroom with his dick in your mouth
but he had pizza... so i win
I give up.
My friends said as soon as you walked in, I motor boated you like there was no tomorrow.
Yeah, I liked it.
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
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