walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
so this carnie looked at me and said "the ride in my pants is funner." i wet myself.
I thought at least he would want to exchange numbers after he tried to put it in my bum
Do you know how hard it is to conceal the fact that you puked all over the bed that someone is sleeping in?
I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
Sorry for throwing up in your humidifier last night, I thought it was some sort of electrical garbage can
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.
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