dude we gotta go shopping. I made pancakes this afternoon and used them as sandwich bread.
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
She asked if you knew her boyfriend, and you responded that you "think you gave him head once" and then hiccupped.
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
Pretty sure encouraging you to sleep with 2 different girls while keeping you in the good graces of both has lost me the ability to call myself a woman. But that's just the kind of friend I am; dedicated.
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
I found my soulmate. Behold my idiot as we spaz into the sunset.
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
Someone broke into my car last night. Didn't take anything, even left the beer in my backseat. They need to get their priorities straight, obviously.
He said we had an hour long conversation about how awesome I was.
Randomize
