Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
The best revenge is premature balding
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
They never prepare you for how broke ur gonna be in college. I just accepted money from two underage girls at a gas station to buy them beer only because I'm trying to figure out a way to run off with it without them noticing.
Dude, use it to buy them beer. Then run the beer to ur car as fast as you can and bring it to the party. Seriously, we're running out of booze over here
I woke up in confetti... confetti and shame
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
she hacked my macbook and downloaded an illegal version of the original pokemon red, completely nude in my computer chair. there were several levels of hornyness existing all at once
If I was banging all the guys that people think I am, I'd quit buying batteries.
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
My butthole probably tastes like a Cinnabon right now
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
To be honest, the last time I saw him he had a jesus costume on telling people to pray to his bible.
So he's at the chuch?
No, hooters.
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