I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
We drove past his house blaring "Like a virgin" in the middle of the day. pretty sure he heard.
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
i pretended i was deaf and got a girl to come home with me
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
I stole an ensure out of their fridge and started chugging it. That was when Maria made me leave.
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
Hey, you remember years ago when you told me you would give me a kidney?
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
Drunk texting is the poetry of my life
He got in a fight. Then called me drunk to see if he should bail his friends out, or walk through a Taco Bell drive-thru. True love.
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
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