You want looks pregnant, is pregnant, or the one with a kid.
While I'm in the bathroom taking a piss you think of a way to get us the hell out of here.
If you did the rosary as much as you masturbated, you would be the pope
so he stopped for a second, looked up at me and said in a really creepy voice, "I can has cheeseburger?" and then went back to eating me out.
Had a drunk dream about being in a six story taco bell. Oh my god the menu was incredibleeee
Do you think I could put your penis on reserve for tonight or tomorrow night?
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON
The doctor basically called me a dirty dick.
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
This is the Front Desk Lady from the Saturolite Inn. Your friend is passed out in the lobby. Please come help her.
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