You're a womanizer and a bitch.
No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
Brought a cooler and a case to a parade. I'm getting dirty looks since it's 10:30. Telling people it's for the troops.
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
if there weren't so many witnesses I 100% wouldve punted that squirrel
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
Laying on my driveway in my pajamas in the sun having my severe hangover cigarette, and the daycare house across the street is having playtime in the yard! I believe I'm currently being what's known as a "bad example!"
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
My first hangover at work. I'm officially an adult.
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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