i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
what was i supposed to do!? wake up and actually ask her name??
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
just dropped my bong into 7 pieces, and carried the glass shards around my house. dad saw the blood dripping down my arms, and asked if i slit my wrists. way too high to laugh at this.
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
Getting drunk before noon on a Tuesday. When did this become my life? Did you know that a six-pack of Smirnoff is 2 liters?
I slept with him that night and I'm not sure if my lack of enthusiasm was obvious but I found him eating ice cream in the bathtub the next morning. Mom will be so proud.
She sent pictures and the names of her 2 cats and her dog and told me that I should be happy to have met the whole family.
You must be good in bed dude
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
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