I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
just 'accidentally' changed my relationship status to 'in an open relationship' just to see what offers I might get if I were to dump him. it's not looking good
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
She's like a connoisseur of porn. Her collection has things in it I never even knew existed. She even has an Italian batman porno. Where has she been all my life?
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
I just realized I slept with a guy who used the pickup line "do you have a bandaid? I skinned my knee when I fell for you."
I'm trying. I feel like we're trying to have sex with fruitcake. dry and boring.
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
I woke up with a captain's hat on my desk.
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
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