i may or may not be watching the land before time
I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
No I am not eating basil off your cock
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
So basically he tried to get out of the car and crawl on the highway with the broken leg because he didn't want to go to the hospital. It was not a good time...then we got pizza though.
Drunk puking in my bathtub has plugged it up for the third time this year. I hate these calls to my landlord.
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
He snapchatted me the wine on the ceiling this morning
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
It was one of those mornings when I wake up and feel like I have to say sorry to the whole world
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
Everyone is all excited about the iPhone 7 being water resistant and I'm only concerned with whether or not it can be destroyed by salsa or cum
we played his NES Classic. Turns out there is a warp zone to my vagina.
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
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