It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
Ok...drunk girls at the bar are charging $1 for motorboating. It's fucking WEDNESDAY. I never want to leave.
The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
I have three paper towels stuck up my vagina. This is not a time to be calm.
There are topless girls riding the lawn flamingos. I win.
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
I think we r still a few steps from ex sex. In fact, that's never going to happen. I'm just saying on the seething-chemical-fire-of-emotional-distress-to-post -relationship-intercourse scale, I'm closer to fucking than throttling. Progress is fun.
My sobriety has gotten out of control. I think I need an intervention.
Crust to egg proportion prescribes to a pedantic form of quiche. It's like saying breakfast pizza isn't pizza at all.
I just got woken up by that guy wearing a Krispy Kreme hat giving out donuts
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
the fact that I can still put my shoes on is a testament to the fact that I can outdrink these bros
Apparently I thought every drink in my house needed to have a buddy so I put some vodka in each one. Long story short being wasted at work because the gatorade you brought is 60% liqour is not a great idea.
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