Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
I swear a good massage is the easiest way in my pants.
Not that there's a hard way... but you know what I mean.
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
Walking back from greek row alone at 3:30am in a child's kangaroo suit...not my proudest moment
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
Um...celebrating is an understatement. You flashed the guy at the mexican restaurant and then screamed, "It's just my bikini, I swear!"
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
If my mom walks in on me masturbating one more time I'm moving out
You'd think the first few times would have been enough
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
The Stanley Cup Final is killing me. I can't go to work drunk again.
Whiskey. Because sometimes it's fun to have your hands go numb.
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
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