it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
Wait time out. Did I start last night with pants?
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
Dude!! Who the fuck glued Cheetos to my couch? Bastards!!
I'm not fucking any of these fools. But if they want to buy me Olive Garden, that's their business.
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
Randomize
