a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
so i used to love airports for the escalators... now its the bars... then the escalators after the bars
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
I just walked in on my sixteen year old sister soaking her tampon in vodka. I go to Berkeley. And they think she's the good daughter.
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
Just got into a fight with a trashcan, today is obviously not going to be my day.
Besides he said his dick was as big as a loaf of bread and that it was broken. So I was like u have half a head of hair and a broken dick that looks like bread. No thanks. Im good.
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
Just woke up and spent the first hour of consciousness throwing up with the Rocky theme song on repeat.
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
When you puked on me I said to you "we will just say that you threw some mostacholi at me"
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