I never want to see another naked old woman again.
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
I drank almost a whole fifth last night. Woke up with blood everywhere wearing a "stereotype this" tshirt. How fitting
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
For once I'd like to have a Taco Sunday without having some random drunk chick flee my house half naked and in tears.
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
I'm really going to need you to stop yelling Campari.
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
Just realized that I indirectly pay for sex through my cable bill
Wow. He is an expensive lay
I still have to figure out the cost per lay. It could be a financially sound investment
I think I may have gotten way too used to using my boobs as an extra hand/pocket...almost stabbed myself in the chin bc I forgot I put my fork there
He wouldn’t know a good thing if it bit him on the ass. Which, btw, I did.
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