problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
They were picking gravel out of my face for an hour. I think I took more out of the road than the road did of me.
Barfights against pavement aren't genrally won by people. Props.
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
I let a blind guy feel me up. All he kept saying was "oh fuck yeah!"
I just spilled grey goose in my hair. You could say I keep it classy for the family Christmas parties.
I just chugged whiskey at 7 AM because going to breakfasts at Brendas doesnt seem right if Im not real drunk. I feel like when Brenda takes my order she can tell Im drunk and will take care of me.
Are you ok?
They gave me a cat until I fall asleep. His name is fluffy because he's fluffy.
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
It's 5am and I have yet to fall asleep. At what point do we just accept that I run on vodka?
Cant get off the floor. Need more beer. Send help.
ugffhh I have work in 4 hours and have recieved zero sleep, seeing that I'm trapped in the arms of a snoring bear man. can't. breathe. lost in the forestry of his chest hair.
Dude i woke up today by a pile of fried chicken and wearing a bra
.......stop going to frat parties....
I'm covered in bruises and scratches. I dont know whether to call them battlescars or sex decals
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