i waited two years for her to sleep with me. it just didnt seem worth it.
she lost her virginity three hours after you dumped her.
are you serious?
He booked his flight from Dallas already, no ticket to the game, said hes gonna bang some girl at tailgait to get a ticket, I had to explain that it will be sub 20 degrees F during tailgate, he decided to come in july instead, Texans are dumb.
I think misery doesn't even think of me as company anymore. I'm an unofficial roommate.
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
First night sober since New Years. I'm not sure what hurts more, the hangover or the credit dread when I find out what the tickets to Bali actually cost.
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
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