And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
they wouldnt let me drive the convertible because i was in a bird suit :(
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
i rearranged my furniture so i could masturbate in the sun. how's that for spring cleaning?
Whatever douche. I sucked the dick that made you. I. Win.
So my step mom just informed me she tells stories about me at work as a form of birth control for the girls that work there, not sure if i should be offended or proud.
Randomize