is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
Before I left in the morning I deleted her purity ring app off her iPod, I figured it would save her the shame
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
I don't go on dates. I watch tv and play with dicks. dinner is a situation.
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
I know. I know. The man who pulled me from my mother's womb was the same man who had his fingers in my vagina today. My life is a joke. I don't know how to feel about this.
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
Dude chill patience is a virtue.
WHY DOES PATIENCE HAVE TO BE A VIRTUE, WHY CAN'T HURRY THE FUCK UP BE A VIRTUE?
Little does she know that you've out-sourced your conscience to a girl who doesn't even wear pants on a regular basis
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